Oprah is going to retire from her show in 2011 so she can spend more time with Gayle's family.
She sent me a list of things she is thinking of doing after retirement:
Take the show on tour; Oprah on Ice!
She is also planning on moving to Florida...and buying it.
Then she will write a fraudulent Memoir that she will endorse in her book club, and then she will release statements saying she was duped again by the author, herself.
Oprah will possibly use her vast sums of money to go into the crime-fighting industry like Bruce Wayne.
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