Thursday, May 28, 2009

Step Aside Snuggie; It's the Wearable Towel.

Because you can't really wear your snuggie in public.

Perfect for hitchhiking around the galaxy.

Heck with that...I want a wearable napkin. Big one with a lobster and pockets at the bottom.

Looks faboulous with green crocs.

I have combined the wearable robe AND the snuggie into one amazing new product; I call it "The Robe. "

America is getting obese, it's just a matter of time before we are all wearing moo-moos anyway.
I say we send a bunch to Guantanamo Bay. Perfect for after-waterboarding attire.

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