Monday, September 28, 2009
Attention Aspen Residents: Hers some ways to be mean to Bears.
Aspen Encouraging Residents to be "Mean to Bears"
Jimmy Carter calls the policy racist.
Some Ways to be Mean to bears:
Interrupt their acceptance speeches. "Sorry bear I'll let you finish, but first I just want to say that Knut had a way cuter video."
Build them a football stadium in Chicago.
Unfriend them them on Facebook.
Take away their health care!
Switch their coffee to Folgers, see if they notice.
Lay-off the bears, replace them with Ellen DeGeneres.
Have Bob Barker swing by to nueter and spay them.
Re-negotiate their union contract.
Do what I do to my cats. A little piece of duct-tape on their tails.