Monday, September 28, 2009

Attention Aspen Residents: Hers some ways to be mean to Bears.

Aspen Encouraging Residents to be "Mean to Bears"

Jimmy Carter calls the policy racist.

Some Ways to be Mean to bears:

Interrupt their acceptance speeches. "Sorry bear I'll let you finish, but first I just want to say that Knut had a way cuter video."

Build them a football stadium in Chicago.

Unfriend them them on Facebook.

Take away their health care!

Switch their coffee to Folgers, see if they notice.

Lay-off the bears, replace them with Ellen DeGeneres.

Have Bob Barker swing by to nueter and spay them.

Re-negotiate their union contract.

Do what I do to my cats. A little piece of duct-tape on their tails.


1 comment:

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