Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Just Sleep it Hoff

Not only does America Got Talent...apparently America Gots Happy Hours too.

The Hoff admitted again to hospital for alcohol poisoning again.

They are fitting "Kitt the talking car" with a breathalyzer now.

From Baywatch to Suicide-watch.

Daughter Haley turning Dad in for the "Cash-for-drunkards" rebate program.

They don't even check his BAC anymore...they just test for cheeseburgers.

Alcohol poisening is when you drink so much you get a rash, you go to scratch it and it turns out to be just the kitchen floor.


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