Thursday, September 24, 2009

Worst Things about Having Sex With your Dad.

Mackenzie Phillips is re;leasing a book this week in which she reveals she had a ten-year incestuous relationship with her Father; John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas.


Worst Things about Having Sex With your Dad:

Now You know why Mom drank.

Even though you live together he calls you a cab anyway.

He still won't give you the cars keys.

You'll be late for school again.

Finding your sister's diaphragm in the sheets.

Makes for an awkward Father/Son day.

Having to watch all those Woody Allen movies.

Afterwards he leaves your allowance on the night stand.


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