The President is set to address School Children in a special televised event.
He will be throwing out the first pop-quiz of the year.
Visual aids to include maps of the Iraqs and the other 57 states.
Followed by the Pledge of Allegiance to the President of the United States of America.
There will be a special health educational film shown too: "Our Health; Our Bodies" By Sarah Palin.
Speech followed up by hand-out comic strips "Goofus and Obama"
BTW: It won't be the real president, instead it will an Obama Muppet doing the talking.
This is just a practice dry-run of the speech he will give to congress the next day. He will have to dumb down the language for the congressional speech a bit though.