Particles From the Future Take advantage of Cheap Flights, Travel Back in Time to Sabatoge Large Hadron Collider:

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The LHC is a 9 brazillion dollar chemistry set that sends particles through an 18 mile loop to crash into each other; Basically NASCAR for protrons, and the scientists are the tail-gating rednecks watching from their RVs.

So everytime they try to create this "God-particle" Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps showing up naked.

This explains all the re-runs on TV.

What happens in the future stays in the future!

Maybe this explains why the Health Care Bill keeps stalling; Republicans from the future keep coming back to derail it...?


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