Thursday, April 30, 2009

It's HAM-AGEDDON ! ...or the Aporkalypse.

Pig flu an STD??

Who's going to the Egyptian Bacon Festival?

I guess the moniker "Swine Flu" is offensive.

You can put lipstick on a pig-flu, but it is still a pig-flu!

I suggest we call it:


Chupacabra disease


Here's the Swine Flu Drink:

2pt Tequila

1pt Pedialyte

1 pt Tamiflu

serve with a pork rind.

Of course the Conspiracy theories are spreading worse than the R2D2 flu.

The aliens and illuminati are trying to start the New World order, or maybe, start the global war on pigs. And, of course, JFK died from "Magic-bullet Flu."

I'll be wearing my tin-foil mask in the quarantine camps.

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