Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Somali Pirates Pick on the Wrong Ship.
The Somali Pirates have hijacked an American cargo ship now. They are asking for ransome monies, I guess all that eye-liner and hair beads are getting expensive. Apparently piracy is a recession proof job, with excellent executive compensation plans. They must be Union Pirates.
Surely there are some out-of-work ninjas that could be some help here. Or maybe we should call out the Indian Navy again. All I know is that Cap't Stubing would not stand for this! He'd send Isaac with a couple of his famous malatov cocktails to take care of those pesky pirates.