The next Somali reality show will have to be "Who Wants to Marry a Guy with a Goat."
Amazing turn of events this weekend.
Can't waterboard the pirates, after five days in a life raft waterboarding would be like a soothing massage.
The Navy is assembling a bunch of Davy Jones Lockers as we speak. The lockers are made by Ikea these days and they only have one of those allen-wrenches to use so they are all not quite ready yet.
I predict Hollywood will now start with a bunch of (non-caribbean) pirate movies. Harrison Ford will take on a somali pirate gang and then go after some nigerian email scammers.
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